The Unicorn Zone

Summary of the Unicorn Zone on the Hot Crazy Matrix

Unicorn Zone Summary

Everyone seeks to capture and nurture a relationship with a unicorn, but very few are lucky enough to even spot one. Unicorns are the most attractive and least crazy of all people. For a man, the chance of meeting and courting a unicorn is slim, and for a woman, the chances are even slimmer. There are fewer members of the unicorn zone than any other zone of the Hot-Crazy Matrix.

Unicorn Zone Facts:

Crazy Rating:

< 5

Hot Rating:

> 8

The Rarest of All

It is believed that less than 0.2% of the population are unicorns. Early research also indicates that male unicorns are even less common than female unicorns with females at 0.3% of their gender's population and males at only 0.1%.

More Information about the Unicorn Zone

Key Traits

  • Highly reasonable; level headed
  • Really, really ridiculously good looking
  • Down to earth; easy to relate to

Known Unicorns

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is a wildly accomplished business woman, actress, and model. Beyond her status as one of the world's most attractive women, she is also known for her incredible compassion and easy going personality. Jessica Alba is one of the few known unicorns in existence.

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds is a highly successful actor, producer, and father. Not only is Ryan known for starring in many successful films, he is also known for being an extremely loving passionate father and husband. In the majority of women's eyes, Ryan Reynolds is a unicorn indeed.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I meet a unicorn?

A: Science has found very little reliable data that helps us find Unicorns. They have been known to exist in many different environments, social statuses, and countries.

Q: What should I do if I think I know, or am dating a Unicorn?

A: Remain calm. It's difficult for many people to keep a level head when they realize they're dealing with a Unicorn. Often, their awkward and intimidated actions can frighten or aggrivate the Unicorn, causing it to retreat and seek more comfortable company.

If you've managed to keep the Unicorn from running away from you, you can now start thinking about how to make yourself a more attractive partner for this Unicorn. All Unicorns are different, so it's important to tailor your approach to the needs and interests of this specific one.

Lastly, and most unfortunately for the majority of humanity, most Unicorns are attracted to other Unicorns. This is not to say that courting a Unicorn is impossible, but sustained happiness over a long time period with a true Unicorn, requires energy, empathy, effort, positivity, and trust on the part of the suiter. These qualities are extremely hard to fake over a long period of time, if they are not in your nature.

The Bottom Line: Be Better!

This is not a joke. Believe it or not, Unicorns are not necessarily born from other Unicorns, but they often develop into more and more beautiful creatures throughout their lives. This means, with the right level of motivation, you too can make your way into the Unicorn Zone.

Q: What do Unicorns eat?

A: There have been no documented cases of Unicorns eating. While scientists know that Unicorns do, in fact, eat, and to varying degrees, it is unknown what they eat or how.